Friday, April 28, 2006
Festival International de Louisiane
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Too Much Speculation
My boss and I have been talking about the gas prices for the past few days and we both agree that all the media and politicians' frenzy over potential shortages is causing prices to spike well beyond what the market should dictate. I expect prices to be a little higher because of the instability in the Middle East and we are entering the summer travel season, but there is no actual gas shortage.
Speculation isn't going anywhere but I saw one refreshing and prudent comment from a politician this afternoon. Sadly, that politician was not a member of our House, Senate or our President. Abdullah Bin Hamad Al Attiyah, the Energy Minister of Qatar, said that the price of oil would drop by $15 if politicians would just stop talking about shortages. I love the idea of public ownership of stocks, securities and futures, but I really hate how the market is so easily manipulated by the sensational comments of politicians posturing during an election year. Our leaders would be smart to take Al Attiyah's advice and just shut the hell up!
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
V for V-chip
Okay, so I made that last part up, but come one, he's talking about decency in Las Vegas! Martin may honestly believe that he is a crusader for morality but he has absolutely no concept of irony. My next statement is purely anecdotal, but doesn't it always seem like the people who are the most concerned with protecting us from indecency always end up having really twisted fetishes?
Monday, April 24, 2006
Your Internet Service Is Under Attack
In essence, Google was told by AT&T that, because of site traffic, AT&T would restrict their ISP users' ability to access Google unless the company paid AT&T for more bandwidth. If Google doesn't comply, AT&T could restrict or severely slow traffic to Google for users who access the Internet through AT&T. AT&T could cut a deal with a competing search engine who would pay money to AT&T in return for better access than Google. According to SaveTheInternet.com, this is only the beginning.
How would the gutting of Network Neutrality affect you?
- Google users - Another search engine could pay dominant Internet providers like AT&T to guarantee the competing search engine opens faster than Google on your computer.
- Innovators with the "next big idea" - Startups and entrepreneurs will be muscled out of the marketplace by big corporations that pay Internet providers for dominant placing on the Web. The little guy will be left in the "slow lane" with inferior Internet service, unable to compete.
- iPod listeners - A company like Comcast could slow access to iTunes, steering you to a higher-priced music service that it owned.
- Political groups - Political organizing could be slowed by a handful of dominant Internet providers who ask advocacy groups to pay "protection money" for their websites and online features to work correctly.
- Nonprofits - A charity's website could open at snail-speed, and online contributions could grind to a halt, if nonprofits can't pay dominant Internet providers for access to "the fast lane" of Internet service.
- Online purchasers - Companies could pay Internet providers to guarantee their online sales process faster than competitors with lower prices -- distorting your choice as a consumer.
- Small businesses and tele-commuters - When Internet companies like AT&T favor their own services, you won't be able to choose more affordable providers for online video, teleconferencing, Internet phone calls, and software that connects your home computer to your office.
- Parents and retirees - Your choices as a consumer could be controlled by your Internet provider, steering you to their preferred services for online banking, health care information, sending photos, planning vacations, etc.
- Bloggers - Costs will skyrocket to post and share video and audio clip silencing citizen -- journalists and putting more power in the hands of a few corporate-owned media outlets.
The article further goes on to further cite specific instances of these types of practices that haoccurredady occured in the US and Canada.
Corporate control of the Web would reduce your choices and stifle the spread of innovative and independent ideas that we've come to expect online. It would throw the digital revolution into reverse. Internet gatekeepers are already discriminating against Web sites and services they don't like:
- In 2004, North Carolina ISP Madison River blocked their DSL customers from using any rival Web-based phone service.
- In 2005, Canada's telephone giant Telus blocked customers from visiting a Web site sympathetic to the Telecommunications Workers Union during a contentious labor dispute.
- Shaw, a major Canadian cable TV company, is charging an extra $10 a month to subscribers who want to use a competing Internet telephone service.
- In April, Time Warner's AOL blocked all emails that mentioned www.dearaol.com -- an advocacy campaign opposing the company's pay-to-send e-mail scheme.
This is just the beginning. Cable and telco giants want to eliminate the Internet's open road in favor of a tollway that protects their status quo while stifling new ideas and innovation. If they get their way, they'll shut down the free flow of information and dictate how you use the Internet.
Sorry for quoting almost the entire article, but there was no better way to summarize the information and the importance. I know that I was only recently on a soapbox about tax freedom, but this is an extremely important issue as well; perhaps even more so. Congress will be voting on this issue very soon and right now they are getting more input from the telecommunications industry than the average Internet user. We as consumers must tell them what we want and we must tell them now. Please write to your congressional representatives and implore them to vote for the people. I and the rest of the Internet users in this country thank you.
UPDATE: A two-minute illustration of Network Neutrality.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Here Comes The Science!
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Housesitting
Friday, April 21, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Some Cool Southwest Airlines News
Someone in the Middle East watches South Park
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
The $5 Billion Update
Yesterday, I received a reply from my Congressional representative here in Nashville. Congressman Jim Cooper wrote:
April 18, 2006
Mr. John Raine
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Nashville, Tennessee 37217
Dear Mr. Raine:
Thank you for your letter regarding telephone taxes. I know that this
issue effects just about all of my constituents.
As you may know, the telephone tax was first imposed in 1898 as a
way to fund the Spanish American War. At the time, this tax was
considered a "luxury tax" because few people had phones. I agree
with you that imposing "luxury taxes" on telephone handsets does
not make much sense in this day and age. Most people consider
telephones a necessity rather than a luxury, and even wireless phones
are now commonplace. Unfortunately, this tax continues to bring
approximately $5 billion a year into the federal treasury, and repealing
telephone excise taxes without offsetting spending cuts or revenue
increases would increase the budget deficit. While I support a fix for
this nonsensical tax, I also believe that any repeal must also be done
responsibly, without worsening our nation's finances.
I appreciate your time, and thank you for writing to me. I look
forward to hearing from you in the future.
Sincerely,
Jim Cooper
Member of Congress
So there you have it. The Federal Excise Tax rakes in $5 billion a year and you probably didn't even know you were paying it before Monday. Congressman Cooper says that the federal government can't cut that tax without creating another tax to replace it so he's basically saying that even if we get rid of this one, there will be another one just like it somewhere else.
Personally I think there are quite a few things that could be cut from our federal budget. The
Porkbusters movement has shed a lot of light on the seemingly wasteful "pork" projects that billions of dollars disappear into each year. I think there are probably $5 billion dollars worth of projects that states could do without. Roxi on the other hand points at a more obvious budgetary drain that we can all read about every day: the war in Iraq. Even though Roxi and I don't agree on the purpose, I would definitely concede that a few billion dollars are most definitely being wasted in the effort.
So no matter how he states it, I reject Congressman Cooper's reasoning on the fact the government wastes well over $5 billion a year. If they have it, they'll spend it. Hell, they spend in excess of what they have every day! Taking back our hard earned money will go a long way to reining in frivolous congressional spending.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Predators 6 Redwings 3
My boss Drew and I went to see the Nashville Predators demolish the Detroit Redwings in tonight's regular season finale.
Monday, April 17, 2006
"Yeah I'm the Taxman / And You're Working For No One But Me"
Take for example some of the ludicrous state and local taxes that this article mentions:
In Mississippi, you'll pay a 7% tax on all amusements, unless you are going to hear gospel music and the program is not mixed with "hillbilly or popular singing," according to tax experts.
If you want to buy a deck of playing cards in Alabama, be prepared to pay a tax.
Last year, Tennessee became the latest of more than 20 states to tax illegal drugs. Under the law, when you acquire an illegal drug, you have 48 hours to report to the state and pay your tax, although you aren't required to identify yourself. Once you've paid, you'll receive stamps to put on your illegal substance to show evidence you paid the tax. You don't have to identify yourself to pay the tax.
It gets worse though. If you've ever examined your cell phone bill and been puzzled by all of the taxes tacked on to the end, you might have notice a little something called the Federal Excise Tax. That tax was enacted in 1898 as a temporary luxury tax on telephones (because they certainly were a luxury item 108 years ago) used to help finance the Spanish-American War. It has stayed on the books ever since and grown over time to account for a 3% tax on your phone bill. I know that the federal government is really good at spending money it doesn't have to do all sorts of things, but I'm pretty sure that the bills from that war are paid off by now. Still, this money is being collected, but no one really knows where it is going!?! On top of all that, cell phones are most definitely not a luxury item. It is my most basic means of communication! One could argue that we don't need to be constantly accessible at all hours of the day, but my argument is that I dumped my "land-line" five years ago since long distance plans for cell phones are much cheaper.
So what can we do about these kinds of taxes? Federal and state legislatures will do nothing unless they hear something from us. In fact they will keep making up new superfluous taxes made to take advantage of commerce. You can let them know how you feel about the Federal Excise Tax here. Just click on your state and follow the instructions to let your disapproval be heard by your representatives. But more importantly, make sure to tell people because most people don't know about many of our hidden taxes. Just because we have representation doesn't mean we should be gouged at every turn.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Muhammed Was In South Park Last Night
The ultimate irony here is that Muhammed has appeared on screen in South Park before and he did so again last night. He previously appeared in the episode "Super Best Friends" five years ago alongside Jesus, Buddha, Vishnu, Joseph Smith and Lao Tsu. (See the entire episode here.) As new characters have been introduced over the years, they have been added to an ever increasing crowd at the opening of the show.
Last night, Muhammed was in that crowd and was not censored. Neither Comedy Central nor anyone who might have been wont to burn down an embassy even noticed!
A Wikipedia user noticed though and posted this picture at the site. Muhammed is in the red box to the right of the South Park sign. The listing also claims that Muhammed has also appeared in the opening of the two episodes that preceded last night's show. I can't say that I would have ever noticed without the keen eyes of a super fan, but at least it is a small battle won by Trey and Matt in the Cartoon Wars.
Another Year, Another "Michael Jackson to sell Beatles catalog" Story
(Insert Beatles "Revolution" Reference Here)
In a second lawsuit, Apple Corps sued Apple Computers in 1991 when they introduced sound capability to their computers. This seems like a lot of legal wrangling but Apple Computers settled again. Finally in 2003, Steve Jobs basically thumbed his nose at the Beatles and unveiled the iTunes music store and the soon-to-be ubiquitous iPod. The arguments have been made and the decision will be handed down in the next few weeks. No one knows what the result will be but speculation is running wild.
Some predict the suit could result in Apple Corps becoming a major shareholder in Apple Computer, possibly with Paul McCartney as a board member.
Another possibility is that the court will order Apple Computer to remove its trademark from iTunes and iPods and set up a new company to sell them. Apple is already preparing for that.
Adding fuel to the fire are statements by Neil Aspinall, former road manager for the Beatles and current director of Apple Corps. He has hinted that the entire Beatles catalog is being remastered in preparation for potential online sales. Due to concerns about royalties and the ongoing dispute with Apple Computer, not a single Beatles song is available on iTunes or any other digital music store. And that's just a travesty.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
What do Google, eBay and Amazon all have in common?
Jon Stewart is a professional wrestler
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Hijacking Su Doku
Monday, April 10, 2006
Female Urinals?
That all changed today when I read this story from the San Francisco Chronicle about this very topic. Of course the truth of the matter is that all of the oldest universities in the country were chartered for males and so the plumbing was installed with that in mind. It is merely economics and not progressive thinking that has resulted in urinals in women's restrooms at Texas A&M as well as many other schools. Apparently it just costs too much to remove the urinals. Although the argument of economics does seem rather silly, it also makes sense in institutions that claim to always be underfunded and looking for more money to educate their students and maintain their campuses. I can see how removing a few dormant urinals would be a back burner renovation. Of course, it would be a very important issue to me if I were forced to wait in the stereotypical long lines while the unused urinals were taking up valuable plumbing. In fact, I'd be pretty pissed off!
Sunday, April 09, 2006
My Love/Hate Relationship with Self-Checkout
What I love about the self check-out is the feeling of progress and automation that I get from not having to interact with the human checker. However, I quickly learned that a human checker is still very much involved in the inevitably flawed system. This leads me to the other side of the relationship: those things that I hate.
After decades of watching cashiers rapidly scan and bag my groceries, I felt that I had seen enough to be able to emulate their efficiency. However, the self-checkout system is equipped with some sort of scanning governor allowing only one item to be scanned and bagged before the next item can come anywhere near the UPC laser grid. So I developed a slightly slower rhythm. No big deal, if only that rhythm wasn't constantly being interrupted by the patronizing pre-recorded voice telling me to "please place the item in the bag." It seems that the pack of gum that I bought is too light to register on the bag scales telling the machine that I am not trying to pull a fast one on it and steal something. I mean why would I scan it if I wanted to steal it anyway? Of course convincing the computer is impossible leaving only the option of going to the Mission Control station on an island in the middle of all the self-checkouts and hope that the lone human checker can get your issue resolved before someone has trouble getting their bananas weighed and priced.
This of course leads me to my biggest pet peeve of the entire process: checking out produce. This should not be a difficult process since most have a sticker with a four-digit code that can be manually entered while the fruit sits on the combination scanner and scale. But it never goes smoothly for me. I place my bananas on the scale, enter 4011 on the keypad and than am asked to "Please Wait." What am I waiting for? If this computer can't figure out how to multiply two numbers and tell me what my bananas cost, how can I trust it to correctly tally my grocery bill? So then it's back to the Mission Control where they treat me like I'm so stupid I might forget to breathe at any minute.
Don't get me wrong, I really do love the concept of self-checkout and rarely ever wait in line for a human checker, but there are some serious bugs that need to be worked out of the system. The biggest is the human/machine interface. Currently, it assumes you've never seen someone scan UPC codes before and you might just forget your own name if you didn't carry around ID. Must we all suffer so that the lowest common denominator can use this thing? I'm pretty sure those people are still the ones using human checkers anyway. And when the inevitable problem arises, Mission Control is too busy with other problems to get to yours right away. And if it really does only require one person at Mission Control to run these lanes, why aren't they all open all the time? It's like when you go to Wal-mart and try to figure out which four lanes out of the fifty possible are actually open for check out.
All in all, I can't really tell if this is saving any time for me or creating more aggravation. But it is putting some of the control into my hands which is always appreciated. So I will continue to struggle with the self-checkout every week and hope that the next generation of systems will solve these problems without introducing too many new ones!
Stop Perpetuating Urban Legends
Her post details a story about how to use keyless entry to unlock a care through a cell phone. She did some checking with her husband, who works with cars for a living, as well as Snopes.com and found the story to be nothing but an urban legend.
For those readers unfamiliar with Snopes.com, it is an amazingly thorough archive of popular and lesser known urban legends. Each entry gives all of the details of the story and then verifies the validity of each story. It is a very complete database that I have found very useful for more than five years. It has been especially handy in debunking those pesky forwarded emails about how, for example, Bill Gates will send you money for forwarding emails, a child of a friend of a friend was abducted or that a sexual predator named "monkeyman935" is luring women to their deaths via internet chatrooms.
The bad thing about internet forwards is that most people believe them immediately and quickly forward them to their entire address book without thinking twice. I have been guilty of it myself. But for the better part of five years, I have been using Snopes to validate most forwards before I forward them on myself. In my experience, I would have to say that 99% of all email forwarded stories are completely bogus. The US Computer Emergency Readiness Team even has a webpage devoted to Internet Hoaxes complete with a list of other sites that validate the stories in emails.
The bottom line is that email forwards waste a considerable amount of time for the average user. I only find them entertaining from the standpoint of how many different variations of the same story that "happened to a friend of mine" can appear in my inbox over the course of a few days. Usually they are just annoying because they are almost never true. Please don't believe everything your friends email you. Take a couple of minutes to check out the story before you react in a panic. If you find out that the story is just an urban legend, do what Bubba's Sis does and let everyone who got the email know that it's a hoax and make sure to send them to the appropriate page on Snopes.com so that these stupid forwards will die.
Baby Got Back
(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V
where
S = the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom
C = how spherical the buttocks are
B = measures muscular wobble or bounce
F = the firmness
V = the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom
T = the skin texture and presence of cellulite
The article doesn't say how exactly some of these quantities are measured but it does say that the maximum score is 80 and that Kylie Minogue, not Jennifer Lopez, would receive the perfect mark. I think Holmes may have forgotten that there is a subjective nature to butts and that Sir Mix-a-Lot might challenge this ASSessment.
Friday, April 07, 2006
Seriously, when will the record companies learn?!?
Last year, the digital music download business netted $1.1 billion. The record companies get around $0.70 per download from iTunes, so last year they collectively netted several hundred millions of dollars. But that isn't enough for them even though they have been bitching about lost revenue for several years.
Just when I thought the major record companies couldn't alienate their customers more, their braintrusts have found a way to outdo themselves. Consumers have just warmed up to the idea of paying for music rather than getting it for free somewhere else on the web. If the record companies force iTunes to increase their fees, they will have purchased the last nail for their collective coffins. When they lose more money because of their greed, who will they sue?