V for V-chip

At the National Association of Broadcasters convention in Las Vegas, FCC Chairman Kevin Martin told industry leaders that the V-chip is not enough to fight indecency, implying that the FCC will do more to sanitize television and radio. He then excused himself to go to enjoy a topless dinner show followed by several lap dances at a raunchy strip club.

Okay, so I made that last part up, but come one, he's talking about decency in Las Vegas! Martin may honestly believe that he is a crusader for morality but he has absolutely no concept of irony. My next statement is purely anecdotal, but doesn't it always seem like the people who are the most concerned with protecting us from indecency always end up having really twisted fetishes?