(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V
where
S = the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom
C = how spherical the buttocks are
B = measures muscular wobble or bounce
F = the firmness
V = the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom
T = the skin texture and presence of cellulite
The article doesn't say how exactly some of these quantities are measured but it does say that the maximum score is 80 and that Kylie Minogue, not Jennifer Lopez, would receive the perfect mark. I think Holmes may have forgotten that there is a subjective nature to butts and that Sir Mix-a-Lot might challenge this ASSessment.
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My, my. Butts are quite popular this week, aren't they? If the kids at my daughter's school had this formula they would have known the best butts in the school to grab! Read about National Butt Grabbing Day on my blog (http://bubbassis.blogspot.com).
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