If you have dandruff, you are destroying the environment!

According to a recent study in Germany, aerosol pollution has larger proportions of biological materials than previously thought. The study cites a larger contribution by dandruff and other dead skin particles in addition to fur, pollen, and other plant materials.

So basically, unless you are moisturizing your skin and shampooing with Head and Shoulders, you are responsible for climate changes. You are an evil person who is responsible for global warming. Shame on you.