What could be worse than unnecessary movie remakes?

Ghostbusters 3, that's what! In a story that I sincerely hope is a hoax, Dan Akroyd has written a script for the sequel that will star himself and Rick Moranis as the only returning original cast members. But what about the character of Dr. Peter Venkman you ask? He will be played by Ben Stiller. Prepare yourself for the formerly cool and sarcastic Peter Venkman to be a confused and insecure idiot because that's the only character Ben Stiller has played in the eight years since There's Something About Mary. What have we done to deserve this? And if you really think that this won't be terrible, think about Blues Brothers 2000 for a second and then softly cry yourself to sleep.