Please Hollywood, Stop the Madness!!!!

The World Entertainment News Network is reporting that Drew Barrymore and Steven Spielberg are in talks to make a sequel to E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Story details are vague, but it revolves around E.T. returning to Earth in order to resurrect the careers of a has-been child actress and a deranged director who can't stop making cliche-heavy science fiction blockbusters. Oh yeah, and there won't be any guns in the movie, only walkie-talkies.