Note to celebrities that give their kids dumb names...

...Your kids are suffering for your egomaniacal stunts. Bob Geldof's daughter, Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof says that her ridiculous name has "made her life a living hell."

I hate ridiculous names, my weird name has haunted me all my life.

Pay attention Gweneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Just because you are in the movies and the music business doesn't give you the right to destroy your children's lives. As it is they already have the deck stacked against them for being children of the famous, but by giving them absurd names you are just asking for them to be tormented through the formidable years of their lives.

Honestly I'm amazed that any celebrity child can make it to 18 without a crack habit and a criminal record.